I pinky promise I'm not disturbed

It's kinda like I want to somehow kid nap you, a way I wouldn't get caught.
I'd then strap you down, so you're lying like a starfish.
I'd burn off ever singly hair on your body, including your eyelashes
I'd slowly rip off all 10 of your fingernails
I'd stick pins in your eyes and ears
I'd make tiny papercuts across your toungeI'd give you a chelsea smile
I'd draw pretty pattens in your skin with a scalple, and then pour a mixture of salt and vinegar all over you.
I'd cut off random fingers and toes
I'd scoop out your bleeding eyeballs
I'd shove a tube up your ass then some cheese and set a rabie infested rodent up there
I'd dig at your belly button with a screwdriver
I'd pull out your teeth with pliers
I'd break your ribs with a mallet
I'd then walk away and leave you there to rot.