I don't get it

Why is it that the best looking people think they're gross, and the fugly ones are so in love with themselves?
People need to open their eyes and take a good hard look in the mirror.
Because baby, you are absolutely gorgeous
and sad-excuse-for-a-human-being, you are the most hideous creature on the planet.

If you wanted a blog written about you, all you had to do was ask

Possibly the shittest movie of my entire life.

I'd rather die than be with you.
You have a problem with the truth.
This happens everytime and I knew it would, I knew it would.